Written guides

Written versions of Ryan's most useful videos, with the same links. Each one links back to its video.

What I Wish I Knew Before Buying a Tesla
BUYER GUIDE12 min read
What I Wish I Knew Before Buying a Tesla

Ordering, end-of-quarter timing, the deal-around-the-corner rule, referral links, and monthly costs.

Tesla Tips and Tricks: The Settings That Matter
OWNER GUIDE11 min read
Tesla Tips and Tricks: The Settings That Matter

The first settings to change, hidden emergency releases, the cameras, the scroll-wheel reboot, and app features a lot of owners miss.

Used Tesla Buying Guide: Hardware, Software, and the 2026 Math
BUYER GUIDE11 min read
Used Tesla Buying Guide: Hardware, Software, and the 2026 Math

Autopilot hardware generations, FSD on used cars after the transfer era, battery degradation, and where to buy.

2026 Tesla Model 3 Review: Standard vs. Premium vs. Performance
REVIEW11 min read
2026 Tesla Model 3 Review: Standard vs. Premium vs. Performance

All 3 trims driven back to back: what the Standard gives up, what the Premium adds, and how financing can change which one makes sense.

Tesla Cybertruck Review: 18 Months of Ownership
REVIEW11 min read
Tesla Cybertruck Review: 18 Months of Ownership

The bed, the steel, steer-by-wire, the quirks only an owner learns, and what the cheaper Standard AWD gives up.

17 mistakes Tesla owners keep making
OWNER GUIDE10 min read
17 Mistakes Tesla Owners Keep Making in 2026

Battery chemistry, 12V lockouts, the FSD subscription, and the rest of the list from Ryan's March 2026 owner video.

2026 Tesla Model Y
REVIEW10 min read
2026 Tesla Model Y Review: What to Know Before You Buy

What's new, how it drives, FSD, charging, and what to check at delivery, from Ryan's full review after weeks of ownership.

Tesla all-weather floor mats
25 PRODUCTS12 min read
The Best Tesla Accessories for Model Y and Model 3

Everything Ryan actually uses in the Juniper Model Y and Highland Model 3, in the order it appears in the video, with the same links and current deals.